The Earth-Toned Pill

Popphoto.com did an interesting Photoshop job on the 3 current presidential hopefuls by giving them 'stress makeovers'.

Obama, Clinton and McCain were each given a Photoshop makeover that simulates what they might look like after 4 years of stress as the leader of the world's remaining superpower.

For those of you like me who want to know exactly how it was done, read on here for more.

So my buddy Jonathan sent me this email yesterday:

A letter Jonathan Axtell left at Hillary Clinton's Campaign Site:

Mrs. Clinton,

I have a question with respect. I was wondering why during the "State of the Union" address that Hillary Clinton never stood up, very seldom clapped, and sat there like it was a tremendous burden to even be at the "State of the Union" address. With respect, I understand she may disagree with the policy of the President, but he still her President and I think that it is incredibly disrespectful. I know I probably won't hear back from her but I would really like to know exactly why she would be that disrespectful to the President of The United States.


Jonathan Axtell
Orlando, Florida

Here is what I sent him back:

Hillary just sent me a response for you Jon:

Jonathan,

“Look, pal… Apparently, you don’t realize who I am! In Washington I’m… Kind of a BIG DEAL. I do what I please and vote how I want regardless of what ‘the people’ think, and in case you haven’t noticed I even keep Bill on a short leash these days…

So why do you care so much about that Texas moron anyway? I’ll be president soon, so I guess it won’t really matter how I treat him, will it?

Look, let me cut to the chase… Just vote for me and I’ll give you free* health insurance! That’s not enough? Fine... I’ll send you some Wal-Mart gift cards I still have around here somewhere.

If anyone asks you about me being the only first lady to come under criminal investigation, calls me the worst kind of socialist since Fidel, or talks about me ‘flip-flopping’ on issues like Iraq, or even mentions that Monica tramp again, just tell them it’s all just smoke and mirrors perpetrated by the conservative machine to keep a woman down!

I suggest you accept my offer to get with the program and join me. You won’t like me when I’m angry and in charge...

Toodles,

Hillary

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